Sometimes the most spectacular failures are the ones that never actually happened. Universal’s Dark Universe—their audacious attempt to turn classic monsters into the next Marvel Cinematic Universe—died so quickly that most fans never realized how close we came to witnessing either a masterpiece or a magnificent disaster of unprecedented proportions. |
That infamous 2017 cast photo wasn’t just marketing material—it was a prophecy written in Photoshop. The image featured Tom Cruise, Russell Crowe, Sofia Boutella, Johnny Depp, and Javier Bardem, but none of these A-listers were actually in the same room together. It was the perfect metaphor for a universe that existed only in spreadsheets and studio executives’ fever dreams.
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